“Ooh. Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Well, uh… it is a flashlight, actually.”
“Oh, too bad.”
“But that’s not all I’m carrying. Keep looking.”
“Mmm. Wow — another flashlight?”
“Not this time.”
“Feels like a D-cell.”
“Keep that up and it just might be.”
“Think you can teach me how to… turn it on?”
“If you’re attentive to your lessons and obey your teacher.”
“Oh… that sounds really good. Sir?”
“Yes?”
“Let’s go find a dark room to play in.”
— Frenulum
P.S. Yes, I do always carry a flashlight in my pants pocket.
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