“Your employment is terminated as of today. There’s no evidence that you do any work at all, nor that you intend to improve. Nor that you have ever contributed — I frankly don’t see why my predecessor kept you on for more than three years!”
“Well, now, Miz Winters, p’raps it was my effect on her... managerial morale.”
“Wait. What are you—? Stop that! Stop that right now! You cannot undress in the middle of my — my... my god. Oh, my god.”
“Not yet, but it soon will be. Now, I believe we were discussing my annual raise.”
— Frenulum
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